You can't special order awesome
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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