that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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