i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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