Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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