O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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