I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
