I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Green mimosas i think yes
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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