Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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