As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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