I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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