My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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