My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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