I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I can't turn off my feet"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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