me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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