your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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