READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I wish there were birth control emojis
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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