Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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