I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Drunk is a universal language darling
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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