arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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