Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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