Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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