If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Of course I have a pirate flag
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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