I just saw a hot homeless man
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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