wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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