So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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