gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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