So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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