I hate your face
I heard we made out
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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