I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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