he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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