Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
