So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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