How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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