didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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