Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize