brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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