We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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