it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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