a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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