I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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