great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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