He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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