yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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