i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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