Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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