I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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