you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize