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i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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