I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I know her cup size but not her name....
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