very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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