some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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