I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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