Its about making memories worth repressing
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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