who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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